Initial Thoughts on the S. C. Democratic Debate

 

It went something like this:

 

You Tuber: My life sucks 'cause minimum wage doesn't pay enough. How am I supposed to raise 5 kids on minimum wage?

Democrat's answer: This is the richest country in the world! Nobody should have to flip burgers for less than $10/hour.

You Tuber: But I still won't be able to afford healthcare for all those kids on $10 bucks an hour!

Democrats: This is the richest country in the world! We'll give everyone healthcare!

You Tuber: Obama, are you really black?

Obama: I'm blacker than Bill Clinton, you twit.

Hillary: I'm not black, but I'm not butch. I'm wearing pink!

You Tuber: Yo man. What about reparations for black folk. You gonna fork it over?

Kucinich: Sure!

Obama: Have you considered educating yourself? Twit.

Rest of Dems: WTF?! Uh, no.

Gravel: In my lucid moments, I have good ideas.

 

Me: America, we're so screwed.