Faux News Republican Debate Starts in 28 Minutes

Hannity is doing his pre-debate shtick. Listening to him it sounds as if only Mr. 9/11 and Flipper showed up for the debate...Hannity is trying to get his guests to confirm just how important a Faux News debate really is..Juan Williams is bumming Hannity out by saying Flip-Flop Mitt is losing ground in the polls.

Bill Kristol says "Huckabee is FOR REAL," because he is moving up in the polls (I don't know anyone who has ever been called by these pollsters.) Unfortunately for Huckabee, nobody is sending him any money.

Of course, HE WHO CAN NOT BE NAMED ON FAUX NEWS, Ron Paul has never once been mentioned. I don't think Hunter has either, so apparently they've thrown him overboard too.

Now they're asking their sample, undecided, Republican voters questions. They all want to hear specifics from the candidates, though they can't articulate what it is they really want to hear, except that the Republicans are wimps, and where the hell is Ronald Reagan when you need him. One guy said Ron Paul is certifiably crazy. They want someone to "step up" whatever the hell that means.

Now Hannity is blathering again. He's pimping their text message poll. Don't they know that that sort of poll favors younger voters; hence Ron Paul?

Would someone like to take bets on how many times Rudy mentions 9/11 or how many times Flip-Flop Mitt compares himself to Reagan?