So Who IS a Republican, Anway?

Great post over at Tom Rants, entitled Which Wing of the Republican Party? Just a little taste:

Alan Keyes. Keyes represents the “Pat Paulsen Wing of the Republican Party.” He’d like to represent the “Abortion is My Only Issue Wing of the Republican Party,” but a certain contingent of that wing secretly has one other issue and it’s one Keyes is physically incapable of overcoming.

You'll just have to go there to find out who represents  “Snowball’s Chance Wing.”